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besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

reblogged from micaylahere
reblogged from micaylahere

reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

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reblogged from singlewhitedad
reblogged from don-gero
reblogged from singlewhitedad

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