professor-pigeon:

This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever

professor-pigeon:

This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever

reblogged from don-gero
suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

reblogged from don-gero

avalancherun:

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

image

reblogged from raviuskiedn

unidentified-anon:

priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

"Okay :("

reblogged from singlewhitedad
jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

reblogged from singlewhitedad
reblogged from singlewhitedad
reblogged from don-gero

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

reblogged from don-gero
volatiling:

this is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet

volatiling:

this is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet

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