sp0rty:

sageruto:

sheldon just suggested that some people may be born without the disposition for sexual attraction and a laugh tracked played ????????????????????????????? stop this

make big bang theory illegal right now effective immediately

reblogged from don-gero

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

reblogged from don-gero
reblogged from thefrogman
blameaspartame:

not a phase

blameaspartame:

not a phase

reblogged from don-gero
The Thieves’ Guild was complaining that Commander Vimes had publicly said that thefts were committed by thieves.
— Terry Pratchett, Feet Of Clay (via viktorhihello)
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every time I drive my 245 I just wanna make it go faster. the 110hp B230F and 4spd automatic make me sad.

cheatsy:

phoneus:

cheatsy:

have you ever like noticed that theres like this certain kind of person that talks in this certain kind of way, like …they dont talk like people they talk like creepy villainous anime characters or rather theyre TRYING to sound like a creepy villainous anime character . i used to see that kind of thing a lot on pet site rp boards. its weird

Ahaha, you mean like this, darling~?

EAUGHH

xsoldier:

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

The science side of tumblr is everywhere.

reblogged from don-gero
tags: very me

open sims roleplay

cooldudebro:

cooldudebro:

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'Oh feebee lay…'

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reblogged from raviuskiedn

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