orteil42:

we’ve got a welsh internet pal spending the week here and i’ve noticed me and my dutch friends are all subconsciously adjusting to british english. i’ve caught myself calling chips “crisps” a few times now. proper bloody madman innit

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    Reblogging because i’m Welsh
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  7. shadowrush2112 said: I approve of him. I’m Welsh too.
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